me rn
  • me: *calls 911*
  • 911: what's your emergency?
  • me: wodhskdnsns
  • 911: I'm sorry, what?
  • me: lilas muxchwl amf powrcrd brix ams likw bode poqrcing
  • 911: sorry?
  • me: lilac michael and pierced brow and luke nose piercing I'm unstable help
  • 911: we have gotten same calls as this and this is not a serious emergency an-
  • me: YES IT IS DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY GIRLS ESPECIALLY MICHAEL GIRLS AND LUKE GIRLS ARE A MESS RN BC PIERCINGS
  • 911:
  • me: AND ALSO CALUMS GODDAMN TATTOO JESUS CHRIST
  • 911:
  • me: just send goddamn help
  • 911:
  • me:
  • 911: uhm okay
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hoodlessclifford:

"lilac michael and eyebrow piercing"

"calum getting a new tattoo"

"luke got a nose piercing"

5sos took the whole punk rock thing to the next level it’s not even funny

(via satanic-clifford)

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idk-is-this-real:

Never be forgotten

5sosmichael:

this song is incredible and i may or may not have totally ruined it by recording it in the 38th hour of no sleep but it’s okay

(via thestaticsounds)

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netflixgod:

Me as a dog
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