- me: *calls 911*
- 911: what's your emergency?
- me: wodhskdnsns
- 911: I'm sorry, what?
- me: lilas muxchwl amf powrcrd brix ams likw bode poqrcing
- 911: sorry?
- me: lilac michael and pierced brow and luke nose piercing I'm unstable help
- 911: we have gotten same calls as this and this is not a serious emergency an-
- me: YES IT IS DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY GIRLS ESPECIALLY MICHAEL GIRLS AND LUKE GIRLS ARE A MESS RN BC PIERCINGS
- me: AND ALSO CALUMS GODDAMN TATTOO JESUS CHRIST
- me: just send goddamn help
- 911: uhm okay